So, obviously, the biggest issue here was that not enough penises were present. Penises can, apparently, make you impervious to guns and also great at throwing buckets. I’m so glad I have one. It instantly makes me better than about 50% of the population.

It’s just too bad that men don’t like Batman movies, so that whole Aurora shooting could have been avoided…

jessicavalenti:

Yeah yeah, I know - don’t feed the trolls. But this is just beyond reprehensible. From Charlotte Allen, longtime antifeminist asshole, at the National Review Online:

There was not a single adult male on the school premises when the shooting occurred. In this school…

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   Revised title: Newton could have been avoided if no...specifically, no man called Adam...

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    …in which some dickhead suggests...adult males were on campus at Newtown, fewer people

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    Yeah, it’s kind of a leap to claim that any man present would have changed the situation, but isn’t it kinda weird that...

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    In addition to what’s been said above: I’m not sure how Allen doesn’t understand this, but neither a penis nor being...

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    Yes, even twelve year old boys are better at defense then full-grown, adult women. Because vaginas make you weak and...

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    ….. It’s stuff...world DID in fact end. I’m highly annoyed now.

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